Things Girls Thinks Every Guy Should Know

Things girls think every guy should know

1. Don't lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are pretty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what its like.

6. Saying somethig sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet
will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.

8. Size does matter.

9 We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big: we like it when you are Mr. Big.

10. A stystem in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.

12. Its good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-consious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintballs or
anything else you and your friends talk about.

20. Hugs and kiss must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us we always find out.

23. Shave no matter how cool you think it looks we hate it.

24. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons hers are fake.

25. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little
baseball with a stick so why in the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it?

Top ten Rules Every man should Live By.

1. Please don't talk to my breasts, you won't be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote.

3. Women always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS

4. women are 51% love goodess and 49% bitch

5. Our sexual prefrence is NO.

6. A womens body is temple, now get on your knees and pray.

7. It's not thhe size that counts, it's...no, wait, size does count.

8. Remember you horny peice of dirt, girls are made of sugar,
spice and everything nice.

9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.